Friday, January 7, 2011

Sasuke 26 Blog...Part ثلاثة

For those wondering WTF the title is, ثلاثة is Arabic for 3.

Fail 1 in 23

Fail 2 in 24

Shinsegumi Lien member...

Tetsuji Sakakibara!

Easily through the Step Slider...

Over the Hazard Swing

Onto the Rolling Escargot....

And he's through!

Onto his "nemesis" the Jumping Spider

wow...he struggled, but cleared it.

He's actually walking pretty fast...

Back from a commercial...JS Clear!

Now, riding his new state of euphoria, he heads to the Half-pipe Attack.

Grabbed it too low and went into the drink.

His band mate is crushed! Sort of...

Well, he has a new nemesis...

Next up is MMA Fighter Ikuhisa Minowa! Also known as Minowaman!

This is him whopping Bob Sapp(only took 1:16 for Sapp to tap)

Over where his DREAM counterpart Hideo Tokoro failed.

Now, this guy was trained by the original Tiger Mask and is suspected to be Tiger Mask V...I expect a lot out of him...

and he dissapoints...Death by Hazard Swing

Fast Forward time! Youichi Nishimori and Kenji Oobayashi...I'm gonna guess Comedians.


Both die by Step Slider.

Mari Okamoto, another comedian

Step Slider

Ayano Fukuda(guess what? another comedian!)

I'm sorry, you were expecting actual challengers during the comedian FF?

Akimasa Haraguchi, yeah, you know the drill by now.

Same story, different chapter.

That's Masaki Nomura(he's not a comedian, he was on Sportsman, he's an actor)

That is soccer player Honda Yasuto, he's down on the Hazard Swing too...

Next up is a Muscle Musical member...Takuya Kawahara!

Yeah, he's strong...

And he looks like he's on some damn roids.

As expected, over the Step Slider

Hazard Swing

Through the Escargot

And the JS

Walking slowly...

Through the HPA

He has to kick ass from here on out...

First try: No Good. He's gotta really hurry now.

Second attempt: Nope...he's done.

Third try is good!

Commercial when it's obvious that he is done.

Over with less than 15 seconds

Jikan ga nai!

Kawahara Takuya...TIME UPPU!

Iketani can't believe he timed out...again.

those yellow gates will stay closed for him today.

60/0

Ninja Warrior!

Paul Kasemir!

Venice Beach...152 competitors? I thought it was more, but, hey, I don't make the numbers.

Yuuji Urushihara, Nagano Makoto, and Okuyama Yoshiyuki...I guess Akiyama couldn't take off work.

People failed!

But this dude didn't!

Paul is doing sumo poses...

Step Slider

Hazard Swing

Where his counterparts Evan and Patrick failed, the Rolling Escargot

He's through!

Now here we see the Yamamoto and the Yamada in their natural habitats...near others, yet not even looking at them.

Meanwhile, on the course, Kasemir is passed the Jumping Spider!

And Kasemir is through the JS!

Where Levi's replacement Adam LaPlante failed, the Half-pipe Attack!

Gotta get moving...over the SK!

And here we see the Yamada and the Yamamoto doing absolutely nothing...

Just saying, the Giant Swing looks like it would be a ton of fun.

Oh yeah, Kasemir clears it. This is also where Adam Truesdell failed.

Yuuji: Good Run, but he's done. Kenji: He's gonna clear, just watch.

Down the net with only 30 seconds!

Here is a rare moment for the Yamada...he is actually conversing with other members of his species.

On the net, 12 seconds, MOVE YOUR ***!

Come on!

It's gonna be close....

CLEAR!!!!

Brian: YES!

Yamamoto: I could do that...Yamada: I can't

Yuuji: Wait...he cleared? Awesome!

.84 seconds left...that's called cutting it close.

American Paul Kasemir is our first clear!

Shingo's nervous

Hello, doctor, yes...Yamada is smiling, you may need to check on him...

American Brent Steffensen!

He's rolling...no, wait, Rider is the Minister of Bad Puns...I'll let him do his job...Brent on the Snail.

GIANTO....SWINGU!

Slam that button!


What now?!

Americans love it!

the champs do too!

MTB(Mountain Bike) rider...Daisuke Morikami!

He's very skilled(if you don't think so, ride fast through a forest, and not on the trail, through the trees)

I know I said I wouldn't make any bad puns, but I can't resist...He can ride on the moon.(Just sayin, this looks like the Earth obstacle from Super Rider event in Kinniku Banzuke)

That's called AIR.


Good

Like a little leprechaun...

Snail

Sticks it!

Through the HPA with relative ease!

over the Kabe in one attempt, he's got a good chance to clear!

Down the Giant Swing...

Oh no! He missed the net, and has to swing back...this is definitely gonna hurt him!

Over the net...he's gonna hurry...

Only 20 seconds...MOVE! GO!

This is gonna be close....

AHHHHH! Like Nagano in 12, he JUUUST missed...


MMers cannot believe it...

Heartbroken and defeated

Morikami Daisuke...Time up....

Sato, Miyazaki, NAOTO, Yuuji, and Nagano preparing for their runs. TBS showing that, through 80 attempts, only 2 people have cleared, both Americans.

Well, that'll wrap up this part. Part 4 is coming by Monday!

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