Gonna try to finish this by August this time ;)
You only have a .12% chance(literally 3/2500) of achieving kanzensehia!
Through 2500 attempts...
only 3 have ever won...
THIS...IS...SASUKE!!!!!
All 100 have to wait in line to get their number.
Oooh...a bus...important person ahead...
Ahh...Mr. Ratings for this SASUKE...From EXILE and the J Soul Brothers...NAOTO.
Ikuhisa Minowa(left), also known as Minowaman, and Hideo Tokoro(right) MMA fighters in large promotion DREAM(Interesting note: the day before this aired, Minowa lost to Hiroshi Izumi and Tokoro beat Kazuhisa Watanabe)
Returning for the first time since he left for BM Alcobendas in Spain(he's back with Osaki Osol)....Daisuke Miyazaki...also known as...
MISTA HANBALLU!
Scrolling through(what looks like) all the atheletes competiting.
The ANW2 10! Brent Steffensen, Evan Dollard(also known as Rocket from American Gladiators), Shane Daniels, Patrick Cusic, Paul Kasemir, Adam LaPlante, Brian Orosco, Adam Truesdale, Travis Furlanic, and David Campbell!(NOTE: Levi broke his wrist in 3 places before the event, so he was replaced by Adam L.)
Mista SASUKE has returned!...again...
Makoto Nagano...you should know who he is by know....
This looks so forced...
Aerial shot of the tower
All 100 competitors
All together now....San...Ni...Ichi...DAAAAAA!...I mean...uh...raising of fists.
The Fastoo(First) Stage!
This is announcer Sato Fumiyasu, since SASUKE 22, he's been the Stage 2 announcer and has done the early #s multiple times before.
Let's get this party started!
First up...Takayuki Nishida, he is a retired marathonist who has the record for fastest time in the Beppu-Ōita Marathon since 1996(he's 15 seconds off the all-time record).
You would think a runner would be agile enough to clear the new Step Slider, but he doesn't...his foot grazed the water.
NEXT: Torisawa Katsuhide...a strongman who just crushed two closed cans of soda(one in each hand).
XD it looks like it got either on his hands or on his eyes...
This is also a wrestling move called the WASSUP! headbutt....but this ain't wrestling and there's no opponent there...can you say "ouch?"
Because of the juice, he can't even grip the mat!
Next up is YT friend FUJInoSASUKE! Shinya Kishimoto!
*picks jaw off floor*
He bent it IN HALF!!!!
Good on the Step Slider...I see he improved his agility.
Going through the Hazard Swing. This obstacle is simple...gather enough momentum on the swing to jump to the bar.
And onto the Rolling Escargot... where you have to grab the holds and roll 4 times.
AHHH!
looks like one foot slipped off...then one hand, then gravity took over...
Damn...this is the Escargot in first-person...it made me dizzy...
I recognize that dance!
Comedian Yoshio Kojima...the NEW thong dude...the old was was Hiromitsu Takahashi...don't look him up for the sake of your own eyes.
wow...good on the step slider...
tried to jump over the bridge and...well...missed.
and faceplanted on the side...
people are laughing...for him, he's doing his job.
This guy has a lot of people behind him! Ruka Serikawa...member of the group A.G.E. They last had a single in 08.
Mr. Narcissist is not amused.
he goes down early...
and his friends are crushed! Kind of...
Eiko: Yes...my voodoo worked.
and now it's time for Comedian Eiko Kano's run!
Before I begin...how bout a little dance?
That's a lot better than getting to the 2nd step and jumping backwards...
Over the Hazard...swing.
Now the Escargot....
and he's down!
oh boy....
And now, the amazing Carlos with his juggling skills.
He's an MMer
over the Step Slider
Beat the Hazard Swing...
and now onto the Rolling Escargot...
he failed like the guy in the commercial...just without the flip.
fellow MMers can't believe it...
Miyazaki: I'm very scared.
Don't worry Daisuke, she is too...TBS news anchor Yuuko Aoki!
Yeah...there's no step there...
her co-anchor is laughing at her(as well as two comedians)
and now it's time for her to take a shot at it...TBS anchor Mai Demizu!
her foot JUUUST grazed the water!
next up is chef Hirozki Hioki
large frame+rope=fail
next is MMA fighter Hideo Tokoro...
he competes in DREAM(this is his match against Abel Cullum in May of 09)
oh...cutting to his commercials before his run
and that's Minoru Kuramochi getting multiple mulligans on the Step Slider
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